I don’t think i write nearly enough about my husband.
Let me tell you about how wonderful my husband is;
He is my soulmate. He is patient. He loves me for me. He understands when i just need to be angry. He gives me space. He invades my space. He humps me in his sleep. He lets me have other lovers. He has had other lovers himself. He trusts me. He is quiet when he leaves for work at 5 am. He loves my cat. He is the best father that i could ever have wished for my child. He never listens to me. He always listens to me. He can be rough with me when i need it. He can be soft and gentle when we both need it. He is calm. He tries not to worry me. He calls when he’s going to be late at work. When he’s drunk, he adds an “S” to the end of every word. He also doesn’t stop smiling when he is drunk. He loves Family Guy. He puts up with it when i watch really cheesy girly shows like “Glee” and “America’s Got Talent”. He deliberately avoids the channel that has “Dirty Dancing” on it because he knows I’ll make him watch it. He checks out other women when we are together, and points the hot ones out to me so i can appreciate them too. He checks out other men when we are out. He will crawl for me. He brings me Ben & Jerry’s, even when i’m on a diet. He reminds me i’m on a diet when i’m standing in front of the chips and dip. He doesn’t get jealous. He puts up with my shit.
EDIT: Oh there are a couple more. He kills spiders for me, even though he doesn’t like them either. He goes out to the garage in the middle of the night with me to find a book for me. He laughs at me when i do something stupid.
There are so many more, i’m sure. But right now, in this moment these are the ones that matter.
